Would You Rather !!

[Edward Cullen]

Everybody knows the rules to this game. You must have at least two options and I'd prefer if there were no easy way out. This game is OOC. I shall go first! MWAHAHAHAAA!

• Do the macarena with a hobo in front of all your friends and family (including your elders)
  --or--
  
• Eat a real million dollar check you received, never to be able to cash it in.

The choice is yours :3

[Hail Katrina Muse]

Answer: Do the macarena with a hobo in front of all your friends and family (including your elders)


would you rather....?

• ...clean a hospital, all of it.
  OR
  
• ...give three hobos the full dental cleaning.

[Alice Cullen]

Oh ewwwww. I guess I'd rather clean a hospital, because hobo teeth isn't the best thing to do. Unless if I can pull them all out, BUT LETS NOT GET TO THAT XDDD

My turn! Would you rather...

• Summon vampiric chocolate bunnies and let them betray you and suck out all your blood, then have them rule the world and practice illegal black magic skills and resurrect you with only a brain, a heart, and random limbs and kidneys, THEN explode the world altogether.
  
• Practice hypnosis on a cow and then end up having act human, only to play moves on you and try to be your girl/boyfriend.
  
• Both and then EAT the chocolate bunnies before they dictate the world and bitch slap the cow to wake up, then rule the world yourself and claim everybody's soul
  
  Note: Yes, I did eat too much candy so now I'm all sugar high-ish and stuff. FAILURE
  

[Edward Cullen]

You totally provided an easy way out. Who wouldn't do number three? Anyways, I'll ignore it because it's so 'easy way out'-ish.

I'd rather practice hypnosis with a cow! And if he asked me out I be all, "*z snap* You try to get onto me I send you to teh slaughterhouse!"

Then he'd totally shut up. Anyways,

• Go out with that hypnotized cow for a year
  --or--
  
• Listen to pigs in the slaughterhouse. (I watched a video with that in it [peta or whatever] and I am forever traumatized by it T_T)
  --double or--
  
• Pick your friend's nose (Your friend is horribly sick and there is most likely snot and everything in there)

[Craig Asheburke]

I TOLD YOU I WAS SUGAR HIGH! Anyways, I would sure as hell go out with the hypnotized cow. Snot noses are so nyasty, and I don't want to hear the poor piggies dying T_T so sad.

WOULD YOU RATHER!

• Huggleglomp a venomous snake that is originally angered.
  
• Chew on a needle then accidentaly swallow it.
  

[Edward Cullen]

I would so huggleglomp that snake, but right when I huggleglomped there would be a knife in its venomous throat. Oh yeah, I'm good.

• Have a dog for five years and then one day have your mom truthfully say you're eating Mr. Nugget (or whatever your dog's name would be) for breakfast.
  --or--
  
• Make the greatest novel in the world (or whatever you dream of doing) only to have it destroyed in a childish fight with a sibling or friend.

It's more exciting when there's only two choices. It makes it harder to choose.